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Post by K@R10$ M33 Tue May 06, 2008 11:02 pm

School - hell with flourencent lighting.
Bathroom - a very crappy room.
Car Sickness - the feeling you get when the car payment is due.
Dryer - an appliance that is used to eating your socks
College - the four year period when parents get full access to the phone, TV and fridge.
Spy - a criminal with a government paycheck.
Doctor - a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Dirt - waterless mud
Father - a living, breathing ATM
Kissing - a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
Myth - a female moth.
Teacher - a person who talks in someone elses sleep.
Skeleton - a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Tommorow - one of the best labor-saving phrases of our day.
Vegetarian - old indian word for "Bad Hunter"
Benign - what you'll be after you're eight.
Artery - the study of paintings.
Dilate - to live longer.
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Post by EliteZero257 Sat May 31, 2008 9:51 pm

lol... teacher- the person who had their chances to live their dream,s but didnt and love to take it ALL on the students with homework and projects
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