Unusual Laws Of The Midwest
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Unusual Laws Of The Midwest
by K@R10$ M33 Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:30 pm
Kansas
-You cannot shoot a Rabbit from a motorboat
-You cannot catch fish with your bare hands.
-It's illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
-You might be arrested if you spit on a sidewalk.
-It’s against the law to picket a funeral.
-It's illegal to sell Cherry Pie on Sundays
-Carrying a concealed bean snapper could land you in jail but it’s ok to carry a concealed weapon.
-You can’t carry bees in your hat.
-Musical car horns are illegal.
Iowa
-It's illegal to run a Bar Tab
-A mustached man cannot kiss a woman in public.
-You cannot charge admission to see a one-armed piano player.
-It’s illegal to read palms.
-A man cannot wink at a female they do not know if they are within the Ottumwa city limits.
-A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer if he is in bed with his wife.
Kentucky
-People are required to bathe at least once a year
-A female in a swimsuit cannot be on a highway unless she is accompanied by two uniformed officers or unless she is carrying a large stick.
-A woman cannot buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
-Throwing eggs at a public speaker could get you up to one year in jail.
-A person is considered sober until he or she cannot hold on to the ground.
-Snakes and other reptiles cannot be used in any type of religious service.
-It's illegal to carry an Ice Cream cone in your pocket
Nebraska
-A person who sneezes in public could be fined.
-It’s illegal to fly a plane drunk.
-Hotel owners are required to provide a clean white nightshirt for all their guests. Couples may not have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirt.
Barbers are discouraged from eating onions on the job.
-You can’t sell donut holes
Tennessee
-Driving while sleeping is illegal
-If you run over an animal, it’s legal to scrape it off the road and eat it.
-Bologna cannot be sold on Sundays.
-A woman cannot call a man for a date.
-You cannot throw a bottle at a tree.
-You can be hanged if you steal a horse.
Missouri
-A man must have a permit to shave.
-No more than 4 women can live in the same house, or else it's considered a brothel.
-Clotheslines are illegal to be hung.
All I can say is....DUDE WTF?
-You cannot shoot a Rabbit from a motorboat
-You cannot catch fish with your bare hands.
-It's illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
-You might be arrested if you spit on a sidewalk.
-It’s against the law to picket a funeral.
-It's illegal to sell Cherry Pie on Sundays
-Carrying a concealed bean snapper could land you in jail but it’s ok to carry a concealed weapon.
-You can’t carry bees in your hat.
-Musical car horns are illegal.
Iowa
-It's illegal to run a Bar Tab
-A mustached man cannot kiss a woman in public.
-You cannot charge admission to see a one-armed piano player.
-It’s illegal to read palms.
-A man cannot wink at a female they do not know if they are within the Ottumwa city limits.
-A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer if he is in bed with his wife.
Kentucky
-People are required to bathe at least once a year
-A female in a swimsuit cannot be on a highway unless she is accompanied by two uniformed officers or unless she is carrying a large stick.
-A woman cannot buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
-Throwing eggs at a public speaker could get you up to one year in jail.
-A person is considered sober until he or she cannot hold on to the ground.
-Snakes and other reptiles cannot be used in any type of religious service.
-It's illegal to carry an Ice Cream cone in your pocket
Nebraska
-A person who sneezes in public could be fined.
-It’s illegal to fly a plane drunk.
-Hotel owners are required to provide a clean white nightshirt for all their guests. Couples may not have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirt.
Barbers are discouraged from eating onions on the job.
-You can’t sell donut holes
Tennessee
-Driving while sleeping is illegal
-If you run over an animal, it’s legal to scrape it off the road and eat it.
-Bologna cannot be sold on Sundays.
-A woman cannot call a man for a date.
-You cannot throw a bottle at a tree.
-You can be hanged if you steal a horse.
Missouri
-A man must have a permit to shave.
-No more than 4 women can live in the same house, or else it's considered a brothel.
-Clotheslines are illegal to be hung.
All I can say is....DUDE WTF?
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Re: Unusual Laws Of The Midwest
by K@R10$ M33 Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:42 pm
Sally =) wrote:LMAO are these for real O.O
lmao yeah they are, thank god i live in New York
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Re: Unusual Laws Of The Midwest
by Sally =) Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:43 pm
lol i know New York wooooooooooooooo
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Re: Unusual Laws Of The Midwest
by Guest Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:00 pm
lmfao these are fkn weird. ive seen some of these b4, they enforce a law for no apparent reason, then forget to get rid of them lol
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